I started this post a few weeks ago, when Hanna found a Mycroft/Lestrade fic written entirely in fictional texts. One word: Adorable. This got me thinking about a number of other fics (“Mystrade” and otherwise) that have used love letters, texts, electronic communications, poetry, and the old-fashioned love-letter as means for their characters to finally, finally connect the dots.
So as my gift to you for this three-day weekend, here’s my round-up of fic that uses text-based communication as the wooing-method-of-choice. I threw in a few biblio-centric fics because, well, how could I not?
Title: Told In Texts
Why should you bother?: This is the fic Hanna found — the rare story told entirely in dialog (er, text messages).
Why should you bother?: Notebook!porn is all I’m sayin’.
Title: In which Anthea is helpful and Sherlock discovers the truth
Why should you bother?: Part of the “Anthea Takes Control” series, which is enjoyable in its own right. I’m growing to enjoy the subgenre of “Sherlock reaction” fics that belong to the Mycroft/Lestrade fandom. Plus Anthea-is-a-ninja is always a joy to behold.
Title: Please Confirm You Are a Human Below
Why should you bother?: Mycroft courts Lestrade by taking control of various technological interfaces and also competes for attention from the DI with Lestrade’s cat.
Title: and stand there at the edge of my affection
Why should you bother?: Sherlock thinks asking John to help him write a love letter is the logical solution.
Title: Pieces of Eight
Why should you bother?: Sherlock doesn’t understand why John enjoys re-reading Treasure Island and tries to get John to explain. Things take a turn for the decidedly-less-literary. It’s still bibliophile porn, though.
Title: Doing Things the Old Fashioned Way
Why should you bother?: Hathaway helps Lewis set up an online dating profile which leads to questions of sexual orientation and, well, other things. “Well, I guess they could fill out two profiles,” Hathaway said, his voice oddly neutral. “Is that what they want me to do for them?”
Title: Punctuation Series
Rating: Gen, Explicit (six parts)
Why should you bother?: The summary for the first fic reads, “He’d never even noticed apostrophes before he met Hathaway.”
Title: Texts From Last Night: A Ridiculous SPN Text Comedy
Why should you bother?: A series of drunk texts from Dean leads Sam on a morning-after hunt for his brother and Castiel …
Title: Comment Fics: “Untitled Dean/Cas” and “Wrong Number”
Why should you bother?: twfftw’s fics are hilarious, usually Dean/Castiel relationship fics from the point of view of a long-suffering Sam. In “Untitled Dean/Cas” Sam and Gabriel text back and forth about how clueless Dean and Cas are about their desire for one another. In “Wrong Number,” Dean sends a text to Sam that seems meant for someone else …
Title: Things Dean Winchester Loves
What should you bother?: Because of Castiel’s indecision re: whether Dean loves the Impala or pie more, and how Dean answers the question when he finally finds the list and adds his own commentary.
Title: Four Things Not to Do With a Cell Phone
Why should you bother?: “Technology is so very frustrating to Cas.”
Title: Bible Study
Why should you bother?: Um … it’s Castiel seducing Dean over the phone using the Song of Songs. What’s not to like?
Title: The (Mostly) Accidental Courtship of Dean Winchester
Why should you bother?: Okay, so I cheated a little with this one in that it’s not exactly text-based communication. But Cas tries to communicate with Dean via translating angel texts for him. It’s not his fault that Dean doesn’t get the hint, is it?
Title: Paper Monsters [work-in-progress]
Pairing: Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr
Why should you bother?: Because Charles gets fucked in the library up against the selected works of H.P. Lovecraft.
Pairing: Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr
Why should you bother?: When Erik struggles with nightmares, Charles reads him Origin of Species to soothe the night terrors away.
|there is no femslash on this list (argh!)
but I promise to write some about these two soon!
And if fic is your thing, a reminder that Hanna and I — along with our other fic-loving friends — have our fanfic tumblr everything is gay and nothing hurts up and running. This week’s theme was kittens! So if you want regular fanfic recommendations, please stroll on over and join the party.